The Indescribable Deliciousness of a Wine-Poached Pear
There is an old Russian joke that goes like this: Two friends are talking. One says, “Everyone is always sighing: ‘Caruso! Caruso!’ But I listened, and it was nothing special.” “You listened to Caruso?!” his friend asked. “Nah. Rabinovich sang it to me.” It’s actually more sad than funny. You might be able to describe…